OFF ON A TANGENT XVI: BLOW ME
The following is a partial list of all the people in the world, living or dead, who can, with or without the help of their families, blow me:
Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, the George Bushes, the Vatican (et al), the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, Jesse Helms (twice), Newt Gingrich, the Backstreet Boys (when they’re done blowing each other), David Duke, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon, Yaser Arafat, Donald Trump, those Reality TV motherfuckers, Bill Clinton (there’s a switch), Geraldo, Paris Hilton, all telemarketers, computer virus hacks, Jenna Jameson, Al Davis, George Steinbrenner, Keeshawn Johnson, Michael Irvin, Ken Lay, Spammers, U2, Televangelists, William Shatner’s hairpiece, the guys who sell drugs on the Footbridge in Missoula Montana, Fabio, Puff Daddy, Cosmo Magazine, Halliburton, Bristol Meyers Squibb, RJ Reynolds, Walmart, Doctor Phil, J-Lo, Wayne LaPierre, Mike Tyson, Jerry Springer, Toby Keith, the Crocodile Hunter (RIP), Michael Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Prince Charles, Sauron, Milosevic, Jerry Falwell, NSYNC, Dick Cheney, yer mama, Opus Dei, John Ashcroft, Eminem, Ronald Reagan, Naomi Cambell, Joan Rivers, Pat Buchanon, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera (Please?), Hitler, Andy Warhol, Picasso, L. Ron Hubbard, Joe McCarthy, Stalin, Mao, Mussolini, Nixon, Ayn Rand, yer mama (again), Custer, Al Capone, Pope Pius XII, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Jun Il, T.O., Rod Stewart, Conrad Burns and Lucius Cornelius Sulla.